Monday, December 13, 2010
"Component 1": thickening, salty, flavorful. Builds body of flavor. Abates negative reaction. Common. Atypical combination with BCN Factor. Control factor: low. Synergistic control factor: Componet 2; high.
"Component 2": sweet, smooth, flavorful, inherently addictive. Activates and catalyzes Component 1. Stand alone. BCN Factor compatible. Control factor: high- especially effective on female subjects.
"BCN Factor": substantive, salty, flavorful, fatty, deliciously mouth watering, awesome goodness. Common, underestimated. Combination results pending. Control factor: low-high, subjective.
Assembly Phase: Figure 1. a delicious but overlooked interaction.
Assembly Phase: Figure 2. prepared components.
Reaction Phase: Figure 1. reaction catalyzing therm-press.
Reaction Phase: Figure 2. assembled MKULTRA unit positioned in therm-press.
Reaction Phase: Figure 3. near completion.
Reaction Phase: Figure 4. reaction complete. Critical cooling phase begun.
Delivery Phase: Figure 1. MKULTRA appears non-suspect. Clandestine insertion and assimilation probability: high.
Delivery Phase. Figure 2. ooey gooey deliciousness clear and present. Status: generally irresistable.
Test Phase: Figure 1. Test Subject 001 curiously bites the MKULTRA unit.
Test Phase: Figure 2. Test Subject 002: waiting for dose.
Test Phase: Figure 3. Test Subject 001 reacts to effects of MKULTRA. Control factor potential high. Success has been achieved.
Head of Experiment: Ryan Neilsen
Chief of Photographic Evidence: Calli Cummings
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Thanks to my wonderful sister, Mandy (who can be found here), this magazine called "holiday" and all of its delicious recipes were brought to my attention, here's one that I tried out and found to be simply amazing!
Chocolate Crackle-Top Cookies
1 1/2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup granulated sugar
6 tablespoons butter, room temperature
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
2 large eggs
1 cup powdered sugar
Preheat oven to 350
1) Microwave 1 cup of chocolate chips for 1 minute on medium power. Stir. Microwave at 10-seconds intervals until completely melted.
3) In a large mixing bowl, beat sugar, butter, and vanilla using an electric mixer on high speed. Add melted chocolate until well blended. Incorporated eggs, one at a time. Gradually incorporate flour mixture in the chocolate mixture. Stir in remaining 1/2 cup chocolate chips. Chill until firm, about 30 minutes.
4) Shape cooled dough into 1 1/2-inch balls. Place powdered sugar in a shallow dish and roll dough balls into it to cover completely. Place balls onto ungreased cookie sheet.
5) Bake for 13 to 15 minutes; the center of the cookies will not be firm but the edges will crack. Let cookies cool for 5 minutes on the cookie sheets, then transfer to a rack to completely cool. Makes about 2 dozen cookies.
Friday, October 1, 2010
ITS BREAST CANCER MONTH!
In honor of my Grandmother and all the other fighters out there it's tradition that my mom, sister mandy, friends taylor and hannah and I get "pinked".
To get pinked (if you live in the mesa AZ region) go to Tantrum Hair salon on Gilbert and Brown!
Also... made some pretty amazing Bacon-Cakes this weekend! Check it out!
First make the pancake mix
Cook the bacon
Pour mix on top of bacon
Also get in fight with flour
Look creepily through the spatula
Have a blue drink
And then you can eat!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Good music means it's time for good cookies!!!
These cookies were found on another Amazing blog,
They're called Chocolate Marshmallow Cloud Cookies!
Mix Mix Mix Mix......
Mix Mix Mix...
Mix the whole way through!
Ah what a talented sister!
I knew I kept her around for something...
Add some fluffy Puff Marshmallows!!
Only cookie with Purple florescent lights.
Some for you...
some for me :)